• playing video games
  • someone: hey
  • 10 minutes later
  • me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
  • Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
  • Me: *staring at the picture*
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  • Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.